Fuck Coronavirus.

"Long_Voyager94" (yourenotavalidusername) 03/13/2020 at 09:58 • Filed to: Concert, zz ward

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Thanks to the panic, our show is cancelled until further notice.

The kids are going to be very heartbroken.

jimz > Long_Voyager94 03/13/2020 at 10:01

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well, at least you’re not blaming the people ordering precautions like some I’ve seen. 

Tripper > Long_Voyager94 03/13/2020 at 10:08

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I’m camped out in one of our conference rooms because I can’t listen to anymore “The sky is falling” talk.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > jimz 03/13/2020 at 10:55

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it’s the LIBERAL DEEP STATE trying to make TRUMP LOOK WEAK

THIS IS A TRIAL RUN FOR WHEN THEY TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Long_Voyager94 03/13/2020 at 10:58

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Show?

CobraJoe > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 03/13/2020 at 11:24

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One of my coworkers was joking that the stockpiling of toilet paper is like a trial run for a Bernie Sander s presidency.

I really don’t understand the joke.  

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > CobraJoe 03/13/2020 at 12:02

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Venezuela, which has an entirely monolothic oil-based economy, had a toilet paper shortage when oil prices tanked.

Clearly, this shows that socialism will result in catastrophe

Long_Voyager94 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 03/13/2020 at 12:16

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Concert?

CobraJoe > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 03/13/2020 at 12:26

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That’s far more coherent than anything I was coming up with.

Clearly it shows that toilet paper hoarding is a indicator of something hitting the fan.